A coat for all seasons
A coat for the sophisticated "man-about-town"
A coat for the glamourous international traveller
The "Lord George" is a traditionally styled gentleman's overcoat. Tailored to the exacting standards of the Scaremonger it is guaranteed to be both comfortable and practical. Packed with useful features, a man with a "Lord George" has no need of friends.
The "Lord George" features include;
- Made from 100% recycled woolsack
- Double cross stitching throughout
- Extra-Deep dodgy donor pockets
- Genuine "Getina" flap for outside pockets
- Deterrence security pocket (negotiable)
- Reinforced lifetime guaranteed safe-seat
- Genuine weasel fur collar
- Made from traditional cloth "worsted" for wear
- Non-working cuffs
- Double-Faced lined pockets
- Jaquard weave lining featuring extracts from Burns - Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord, Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that; Tho' hundreds worship at his word, He's but a coof for a' that:
Orders Now Being Taken
Delivery : TBC (not guaranteed)
None of the colours suit, maybe because we aren't scared about not having a seat in the House of Lords/Commons.
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