Sunday, 20 April 2014

The "Lord George" Gentleman's Overcoat


A coat for all seasons

A coat for the sophisticated "man-about-town"

A coat for the glamourous international traveller

The "Lord George" is a traditionally styled gentleman's overcoat. Tailored to the exacting standards of the Scaremonger it is guaranteed to be both comfortable and practical. Packed with useful features, a man with a "Lord George" has no need of friends.

The "Lord George" features include;
  • Made from 100% recycled woolsack
  • Double cross stitching throughout
  • Extra-Deep dodgy donor pockets
  • Genuine "Getina" flap for outside pockets
  • Deterrence security pocket (negotiable)
  • Reinforced lifetime guaranteed safe-seat
  • Genuine weasel fur collar
  • Made from traditional cloth "worsted" for wear 
  • Non-working cuffs
  • Double-Faced lined pockets
  • Jaquard weave lining featuring extracts from Burns - Ye see yon birkie, ca'd a lord, Wha struts, an' stares, an' a' that; Tho' hundreds worship at his word, He's but a coof for a' that:

Available in the following colours: Future Black, Stone Dead, Outlook Grey

Orders Now Being Taken
Delivery : TBC (not guaranteed)

1 comment:

  1. None of the colours suit, maybe because we aren't scared about not having a seat in the House of Lords/Commons.