Monday, 5 May 2014

Gardeners Special


With the first shoots of spring the thoughts of all good gardeners  turn to preparing for the season ahead. The Scaremonger has a numbers of special offers which our regulars will really "dig"

Garden Equipment
  • Traditional Watering Can't: our special design keeps things under control
  • Border Fencing: keep unwanted pests out with this easily erected fencing
  • Wellington Boots: perfect for trampling green shoots
  • "Westminster" Troughs: all sizes 
  • Flexible Hose: perfect for watering down things
  • Whitewash: also available in Brown
  • The "Cridland" garden spade: you won't be able to stop digging with one of these!
  • High Stakes: ideal for leading things on
  • The "Massie" Scarifier: an old name back for another season
  • Lone-Furrow Plough: 
  • Johann+Anas No. 2 Compost: only available in size XL 
  • Migrant Bird Scarer: keep those unwelcome visitors away
  • Astro-Turf: almost as good as the real thing
  • Perennial Climbers: various varieties available
  • Climbing Mysteria "Foulkes" : Long lasting and clings hard to any greasy surface. Needs regular watering and likes to be dug in with manure.
  • 'Our Lamont Rose'. Not hardy. Prefers deep shade. Its faintest tones of almost imperceptible pink set off perfectly the rich Cameron Blues and custard Yellow Cleggs in this season's unique Referendum Rose Garden. Thornless and unobtrusive, the specially created Lamont Rose has a delicate flower but its sickly scent will attract the increasingly rare Brit-gnat moth to the garden. These tend to gather on it to feed and lay their eggs. 
  • Long Grass: decorative and practical grass to hide a multitude of gardening sins

Order today and get your first delivery of 2015 season "Scorched Earth" half price  


  1. Do you have any Rory Stewart herbaceous?

  2. If vote no borders have their way there wont be anywhere to put you herbaceous plants Andrew. but you can get a plentiful supply of mushroom compost for the missus :)