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Typical cybernat denial of abuse. For us living in the real world, actual cybernat abuse consists of being called a "servile quisling c***" and being told to go and live in England.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure we can all find examples of people behaving poorly. That is a far cry from a general atmoaphere of abuse and denigration. The one-eyed and sometimes comical claims of "cybernat" abuse made by some are worthy of mockery. That does not belittle any individual experience but helps to restore perspective. The indyref debate deserves articulate and intelligent discussion but there has to be room for humour and even a little caustic commentary as well.
ReplyDeleteWell I genuinely have been sent abuse by cybernats. I've been called a "traitor", a "servile", a "f**" and generally treated horribly. A lot if people think that if you are sceptical of the SNP then you are some sort of English Tory.
DeleteYou're an independence supporter, perhaps you could do something about it? :-)