Scaremonger Opinion Poll

The Scaremonger Exclusive Opinion Poll

We are delighted to announce the launch of the first official  Scaremonger opinion poll. 

We know people are scared, but just how scared are they? Are they as scared as they should be? Or as scared as they could be?  Is there yet room to raise the fright bar a little higher.

You can cast your vote now in this scientifically based poll using the simple form on this page. The results of our exclusve poll will provide the definitive answer to the question that stalks the land;

How Scared Are You?

The poll will close at midnight on the 17th September and the complete results will be available shortly after.

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