Cereal Monsters
It's been more than a year since the people of Scotland took the advice of our friends in "Better Together" and went back indoors to eat their cereal.

- Loopy Waffles - Kezia's favourite
- Gran Flakes - with real flakes of gran!
- Gripe Nuts - "the opposition cereal"
- Bland Flakes - less texture and not so filling
- Snap, Crackling and Pop - brings out the PM in you!
- Not-So-Special Call K - listen out for our radio ads!
- Supine Museli - with vitamin A(abstention)
- Co-Co Flops - a complementary box for every ex-MP
- Shredded NEET - the teenage favourite
- Honeyed Crispy Cuts - perfect with warm words
- All Brown Vow Clusters - (contents may settle in transit)
- Get on Your Ricicles - and look for work
- Ready Wreck - perfect when you need to make those "tough decisions"
- Cuts So Simple - a recipe straight from the kitchen of No. 11 Downing Street!
- Bleat-A-Bix - get ready for the weekly FMQ's
- Oaty-Rollovers - you won't be able to oppose these great flavours
Bleat-A-Bix, so true.
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