The Murphy Announce-A-Tron

The "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron

• Instant Policy Initiatives!
• Any Topic Big or Small!
• 24/7 Operation!
• Fool-proof Operating System!

The new "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron provides a simple and reliable solution to all your policy initiative and promotion problems. 

Utilising the latest patented "tory-tech" technology the "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron can generate unlimited policy initiatives.

A bespoke range of settings put you in control of the quantity and quality of your "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron policy pronouncements.  

A "NEW" POLICY ANOUNCEMENT EVERY DAY...AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON! 




Choose  from the following policy initiative types;

• Retread
• Borrowed
• Comical
• Pointless
• Plagiarised
• Opportunistic
• Cauld Kale
• Daft Laddie
• Fictional
• Ambiguous
• Disingenuous
• Tsunami
• Patriotic
• Idiotic
• Yes. We have no bananas

All "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron policy pronouncements are fully "Record" compliant and  "BBC ready".

For more information about the "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron see tomorrow's newspapers!