Now Available in our Pharmacy Department
Our new own brand “Scaremonger” Insensitive Gentle Frightening truthpaste
The Scaremonger Tooth-Team of pseudo
scientists have spent minutes developing this special anti-fact formulation
suitable for all the family.
Use Insensitive Gentle Frightening truthpaste daily to maintain that special “Ring of
Uncertainty” and to protect you and your family from dangerous free radical
bacteria in the political environment.
Insensitive
Gentle Frightening truthpaste
supports unhelpful hysteria and
suppresses damaging positivity.
The Red, Blue and Yellow stripes of Insensitive Gentle
Frightening truthpaste contain genuine Indistinguishium and provide
a uniform layer of truth resistant coating which can protect you and your
family from excessive optimism, confidence and inspiration.
Insensitive - just in case there’s something out there to make you smile!
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