DVD classics

Films

'It's a Terrible Life' -

'Unpleasantville'

'Went the Day Badly?'

'Low Expectations'

'Greetin' in the Rain'

'Crash'

'Titanic'

'Brigadoom'

'Fright'



TV Series


Coronation Street 1963-2014 (better stock up - you'll not be able to watch it anymore in a separatist Scotland). 


Breaking(-up) Bad


Our Political Collection 

'BBC Scotland's Big Deflates 2011-2014': hours of entertainment! It's all here - the timid  moderation, the robotic Labour trolls in the audience and their scripted questions, the creepy apologists for dependency. Unionism's last stand against the evil separatists. 

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Outdoor Activities Department

Walking Boots: note - not suitable for the 'long walk to freedom'.

Border Guard Jackboots - only a few pairs left!!


Prepare for the remote possibility of separation with our incredibly popular No-Man's Land all-in-one package. Save £££s! Everything you'll need to visit your granny in Carlisle: includes night vision goggles and wirecutters.

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Household Goods Department

Begging Bowls: "stock up before the rush"

"Lang" Spoons: perfect for separatist suppers

"Dogs Dinner" Commemorative Bowls: all purpose dishware with decorative handpainted extracts from the Scotland Bill

Oil Pourer: please note - oil increasingly unavailable separately

Large Stirring Spoon: "Use Again and Again"