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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

The Scaremonger Phrase Book

Essential for any traveller to Spain the Scaremonger "BT"  Spanish-English phrase book will ensure that misunderstandings are kept to a minimum. With a special emphasis on common political topics it's an essential volume for parliamentarians and spin doctors.
Common phrases translated include;
Hay no problemo = That's not possible
Vamos a hablar de ello = Negotiations will take years
Mandato democratico =  SNP dictatorship
Vuelva usted manana y le daremos mermalada = We will deliver a package of new powers.
Esta es la respuesta que buscas = That's just not credible!
Saludos desde junkie subsidio Escocia. ¿Nos puede ayudar a permanecer de esa manera? = The Conservatives have not asked the Spanish Government to undermine the independence campaign
El gobierno español va a respetar el resultado del referéndum acordado = Spain will veto Scotland's entry to the EU
And many, many more!
Future editions include;
Irish English - BBC Newscast Abbreviated English
Non Specific EU - Definitive EU Negative