The “Cochers” Positivity+ Meter
Instantly detects dangerous levels of positivity
Operates blindly across a range of positive indicators
Unique “Banshee” warning system
Early warning of these deadly types of positivity;
…and many, many more.
The “Cochers”Positivity +Meter will alert you to the presence of many of the most common types of hopeful anticipation allowing rapid counter measures to be put in place.
The “Cochers”Positivity +Meter combines the traditional skills of the artisan doomsayer with the latest new technology create a device that could prevent unnecessary positivism in the workplace or home.
“Where there is Hope, may we bring Despair”