Where's The Beef?

Opening soon...

The Scaremonger Bistro

Set menu for a newly Separate Scotland.

Starter
* Sullen Skink


Main courses
* Aberdeen Angus (T)rump Special - overdone, hormone-injected.
* Half-baked Lamont Sole.
* Succulent Lamb.
Dessert
* Milk & Honey


Er, that's it.