Gardening Department Special Offer

STRAW MEN

Last few remaining in stock

These top quality "straw men" really must go.  Straw Men have been best-sellers at the Scaremongers for many years and our customers love them. Multi-purpose and crafted from top quality man-made-up fibre.   The bottom of the "Straw Man" is carefully weighted with unsold copies of the Scottish Select Committee's report on separation so you can knock your "Straw Man" Down as often as you like and he will get right back up again.

All your favourite "Straw Men" are available including old favourites such as;
"Johnny English Passport Required"
"Admiral "I see no ships" McNelson"

£25.00 each (no euros )