The Gordon Brown 
Lightweight Thought Collective

"Reheating old ideas for the new age"

Providing a focal point for the old themes of the unionist double-think, deflection and jam-tomorrow blue sky delusion, the Gordon Brown Lightweight Thought Collective will bring together some of the weariest minds in Scotland. 

Our advisory board has already been recruiting some of the least known thinkers in Scotland, from Professors of something,  ex-minor party Leaders at a loose end, twitter addicts and under-employed sycophants, to build a team which will get the attention of journalists with space to fill.

If you'd like to join our team we've got spaces available for the right kind of people. You'll need to have a closed mind and be totally committed to promoting an agenda of constitutional reform for the UK which you know has zero chance of being enacted. 

You'll also need to have your own blinkers, and be able to navigate your way around the elephant in the room while being able to avoid thinking the evidently thinkable. You'll need to be willing to pledge undying loyalty to our principles of democracy and hereditary monarchy. 

Apply today! Jam tomorrow!