Wednesday, 3 March 2021




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The "Jackie Baillie" Classic Ear Defender

The "Jackie Baillie" ear defender utilises our latest scaremonger technology to block out any unwanted answers.
Wearing our ear defenders you'll be safe from hearing coherent explanations, letting you plough on with your scheduled outrage.

Made in our dedicated production facility on the banks of Gareloch the Jackie Baillie ear defender is finished in a choice of colours, unconvincing red or subtle blue.

These unique ear defenders also have a built-in glow in the dark function operated at the flick of a red button, and an integrated Geiger counter for extra safety.

  "It's Health and Safety gone mad"

 

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