Labour Leadership Special!
Back in Stock -
The Scaremonger special Labour-Local-Leader
ceremonial headband
Made from 100% twisted facts
Multiple "genuine" pricks for that pained expression
Optional "nuts" and "barking mad" decorations
Available in Nut-Brown or Lily-Livered White
Order today and get a special "martyrs goonie" absolutely free!
*Labour-Local-Leader operating instructions are available to download from our London office
My God what a great idea, now who do you think will be wearing this particular little number?
ReplyDeleteThat's it- I am definitely having (sacrificial) lamb for tea.
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