Monday, 9 February 2015

The Murphy Announce-A-Tron


The "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron

  • Instant Policy Initiatives!
  • Any Topic Big or Small!
  • 24/7 Operation!
  • Fool-proof Operating System!





The new "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron provides a simple and reliable solution to all your policy initiative and promotion problems. 

Utilising the latest patented "tory-tech" technology the "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron can generate unlimited policy initiatives.

A bespoke range of settings put you in control of the quantity and quality of your "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron policy pronouncements.  

A "NEW" POLICY ANOUNCEMENT EVERY DAY...AT THE TOUCH OF A BUTTON! 




Choose  from the following policy initiative types;

  • Retread
  • Borrowed
  • Comical
  • Pointless
  • Plagiarised
  • Opportunistic
  • Cauld Kale
  • Daft Laddie
  • Fictional
  • Ambiguous
  • Disingenuous
  • Tsunami
  • Patriotic
  • Idiotic
  • Yes. We have no bananas

All "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron policy pronouncements are fully "Record" compliant and  "BBC ready".

For more information about the "Murphy" Announce-A-Tron see tomorrow's newspapers!


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