Sign up now for our new annual festival - "Groundhog Vow Day"
Each year on February 2nd the Scottish Scaremonger will be organising a "Festival of Vow", a family-of-nations friendly opportunity for Labour party spokespeople to have a fresh stab at making a convincing promise to deliver something they don't believe in really.
The full programme for the inaugural "Festival of Vow" will released in a blaze of publicity sometime after the General Election but will include a range of seminars including;
- "Making it Up: Vows for Beginners"
- "Obscurity and Vagueness: Advanced Vow Making"
- "Tough Luck Suckers: Post Vow Strategies"
Pre-Registration for this unmissable event now open.
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Brilliant, probably closure to the truth than you'd think.
ReplyDeleteYou make my day, I love the Scottish Scaremonger.
ReplyDeleteAgree - brilliant stuff. I laughed out loud. the element of plausibility makes it even funnier.
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