Monday, 11 May 2015

Clearance Sale!



DON'T MISS OUT ON THE GREAT BARGAINS IN THE SCAREMONGER POST-ELECTION SALE!

Our famous post-election clearance sale will include some amazing and often to be repeated bargains including;

  • "Scottish" Labour, LibDem, Conservative and UKIP* Manifestos 
Barely Read!
These mint condition publications have been carefully printed and published but are now available in pristine unread condition.

*Please note that the UKIP Manifesto will be printed on top quality Asda 'Basics' copier paper and hand stapled by highly skilled British workers!...Honest.








  • The Jim Murphy Shirt Collection

A great chance to snap up one of "sunny" Jim's sweaty old "fitba" tops. Ideal for lad orientated photo ops! 










  • Genuine "handwritten" Letters
There's nothing more convincing than a personal letter from your local candidate. The Scaremonger has a large supply of generic voter ready "handwritten" letters suitable for any future campaign.





  •  Dodgy Graphs
Some say that politics needs more straight talking and honesty. At the Scaremonger we believe that one essential ingredient to any campaign is a steady supply of misleading and downright dodgy graphs...and we've got loads available at giveaway prices!






and much, much more. 

Remember - these bargains will be gone soon so order today to ensure you don't miss out.

1 comment:

  1. Brilliant, though I don't think you could give these away.

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