Get Ready For Brexit - Exclusive

Get Ready For Brexit - World Exclusive

The Scaremonger can bring you a first look at the UK Government's new £100m "Get Ready For Brexit" campaign. The campaign will bring the "Precious Union"© closer together by summoning up the Agincourt, Cartegena, Saratoga and Suez spirit that saw our "Family of Nations"© through more world wars than you can shake a Pearly King or Queen at.  

New! - "ColourMyWay" Election Correction Eyewear

These Amazing  Glasses Could Change Your Outlook On Politics Forever!

New from the Scaremonger Technology Workshops! 

These amazing glasses will change everything. Endorsed by "popular" leader of the Conservatives in Scotland, Ruth "Tank Commander" Davidson, the Scaremonger "ColourMyWay" Eyewear range provides a stylish alternative to facing up to reality.

Put on your "ColourMyWay" glasses and instantly the world looks the way you'd like it to be.  "ColourMyWay"  is already working for top Tories who don't want to face up to the truth of the SNP's victory in the 2019 Euro Elections and it could soon be working for you too. 

Book your free trial today!

             

New from the Scaremonger Home Collection....

The "Theresa May speaking clock"

Push the button on the "Theresa May speaking clock" and you'll hear the strong and stable tones of the Prime Minister provide a real-time update from the home of time itself, Westminster, in the heart of London.

This new stylish clock from the Scaremonger Home Collection is sure to appeal to anyone with an interest in horological innovation and the latest digital technology.

The "Theresa May speaking clock" will not be available in any shops but you can pre-order it now in our online store.