Saturday, 16 June 2018


The Gordon Brown Alarm Clock


Traditionally styled and with an enduring character redolent of another age the "Gordon Brown" alarm clock from the new Scaremonger Home range will appeal to anyone who worries about missing important "brownouncements".

Unique features of the "Brown" model include;

  • Pre-set annual alarm for "Brown Day"
  • Available in "Faded Red", "Moody Blue" and "Doomsday Grey"
  • Nuclear tipped glow-in-the-dark hands
  • Permanently set at 3 minutes to midnight
  • Clever unhinged rear panel for easy access
  • Classic unbalanced bells for unmissable discordant alerts
  • Multiple easy to change faces
Pre-orders for this stylish piece will be delivered in time for next "Brown Day" 


Faded Blue






Doomsday Grey

Thursday, 14 June 2018


Now in Stock for 2018


Introducing the latest *Sewel Approved All Purpose "Power Grab"

Don't miss out on this amazing new product from the Scaremonger. 

Just apply as required, wait for a maximum of 15 minutes and your power hold is secure.