Dark Clouds Ahead - Coming Soon

Coming soon from Scaremonger Books

A new collection from Scotland's foremost political and economic soothsayer. An antidote to the baseless optimism of the proponents of independence Gordon Browns insights illuminate the desperate future facing Scotland if it chooses to leave "the most successful political union in history".

Register now for the opportunity to pre-order an advance extract from this forthcoming Bargain Books slow seller.

The Gordon Brown Alarm Clock

Traditionally styled and with an enduring character redolent of another age the "Gordon Brown" alarm clock from the new Scaremonger Home range will appeal to anyone who worries about missing important "brownouncements".

Unique features of the "Brown" model include;

• Pre-set annual alarm for "Brown Day"
• Available in "Faded Red", "Moody Blue" and "Doomsday Grey"
• Nuclear tipped glow-in-the-dark hands
• Permanently set at 3 minutes to midnight
• Clever unhinged rear panel for easy access
• Classic unbalanced bells for unmissable discordant alerts
• Multiple easy to change faces

Pre-orders for this stylish piece will be delivered in time for next "Brown Day" 

Faded Blue

Doomsday Grey

Now in Stock for 2018

Introducing the latest *Sewel Approved All Purpose "Power Grab"

Don't miss out on this amazing new product from the Scaremonger. 

Just apply as required, wait for a maximum of 15 minutes and your power hold is secure.