Just Kidding

VISIT OUR COMPLETELY REFURBISHED TOY DEPARTMENT!

Build your new, budget Scottish Armed Forces collection, as designed by our Master Modeller, General Philip Hammond OMG, LOL, KFC, MP

Your Army: 5 tin soldiers (if you can find any willing to sign up). A Tonka Tank Division (one Chieftan).

Your Air Force: a Sopwith Camel.

Your Navy: a Vital Spark. 

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Also, coming soon...

Our Jurassic Park Range of Political Dinosaurs

 

 

Don't miss our "Nodding Dug"!
 
The  classic "Nodding Dug" (Alexanderspeak model) will brighten up any campaign.
Nuclear Weapons?  Yes Please!
Tuition Fees? Yes, Yes!
ID Cards?  Yes, Yes, Yes!
War in Iraq?  Anything You Say Sir!
Jam Tomorrow?   Oh Yes! You can have Jam tomorrow.