Monday, 30 June 2014

Pop Up Think Tank

 Pop Up Think Tank! - A Scaremonger exclusive product

A forward facing and innovative approach to concept credibility and public affairs profile challenges.

Solution focused and stress tested for simple and flexible media centred response to rapidly changing campaign environments.

Intensive multi-discipline deployment of neo-linguistic terminology in standard technical and academic style books.

J.A.R.G.O.N. - Our unique and powerful software* delivers fast results.

A rolling faculty of referable and pseudo-quality academic support provides supportive narrative commentary in media ready segmentation. Our imaginative group provide rapid response counter factual lines to deflect sceptical questioning using our "double bluff" mega-database of near facts.

  • Step 1: Select a "research" area from a pick-list which includes: Defence in A Dangerous World, Shrinking Currency Options, Managing Hydrocarbon Stock Decline, EU Relations, Border Security and Mass Immigration.
  • Step 2: Use the Creator toolkit to select an impressive and impartial sounding academic title for your Think Tank. Recent creations include "Dynamic Thought Scotland", "Centre for Innovative Concepts", "International Debate In Oil Trading Security", "Foundation of Organised Learning Scotland".
  • Step 3: Use the "Generate Report" tools to create your impartial study that appears to undermine the case for independence together with press release templates styled for a variety of mainstream media outlets.
  • Step 4: Repeat ad nauseam

Pop Up Think Tank! is only available to Scaremonger Private Commercial subscribers

Pop Up Think Tank! can be used in conjunction with the forthcoming VNB Reverse Logic Engine to create even more terrifying projections.

* Just Allocates Really Grim Official Names